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Post by Dayson on Nov 30, 2011 21:16:14 GMT -5
Granted, but the transformation process is unbearably painful and you pass out halfway through the transformation. The loss of consciousness stops the transformation, and your horribly mutated organs are unable do their functions and sustain your life. But good news is you become world famous when scientists find your remains and dissect them to discover the mysteries of the half cat person!
I wish that it was easier to motivate myself to work out
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Post by adorna on Dec 1, 2011 18:58:01 GMT -5
Granted, but you become so motivated that you become Forest Gump, and begin running never to stop.
So.... I wish I could get this stupid website back online with no viruses, so I can play again.
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Post by kasuni on Dec 9, 2011 0:26:16 GMT -5
Granted, but now Rift requires that you get a new computer because it took 5 years to fix the website. And when you do, Rift is taken offline.
I wish I could get more than 5 hours of sleep on a work night.
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Post by lilleanya on Dec 9, 2011 21:59:12 GMT -5
Granted-You now get 18 hours and sleep completely through work. I wish I could wiggle my nose and grant peoples wishes.
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Post by Wynterskye on Dec 18, 2011 8:55:45 GMT -5
Granted, but then the world goes from world peace and back and all the wishes rip apart the fabric of time. I wish I had all the money I needed to do christmas shopping
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Post by zitia on Dec 20, 2011 12:43:19 GMT -5
Granted but you are now to be plagued with nightmares of being chased by a giant roll of wrapping paper.
I wish my customers at work were more realistic when shopping for a car.
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Post by Dayson on Dec 21, 2011 1:10:41 GMT -5
Granted, you get hundreds of realistic people coming in to shop for a car, sadly none of them ever buy one.
I wish I would stop getting migraines.
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Post by Gwendalynn on Dec 21, 2011 2:42:01 GMT -5
Granted... but you also stop getting everything else, too... like...
paid...
and
something that rhymes with paid...
and
other stuff...
I wish someone else would do the dishes.
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Post by zitia on Dec 21, 2011 15:08:04 GMT -5
Granted! However every third dish is dropped to shatter on the floor and the rest are all put away in the wrong place.
I wish we could have snow for Xmas. (I wanna see Houston shut down lol)
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Post by adorna on Dec 23, 2011 22:07:38 GMT -5
Granted, but there is SO much snow that your house is completely devoured, and Santa can't find you to deliver your Christmas presents.
I wish people (including my family) would quit asking me to do geeky computer stuff for them for free.
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Post by zitia on Dec 29, 2011 18:12:24 GMT -5
Granted however in attempts to fix the issues themselves they cause a short circuit thereby burning their house down...Now they are asking to stay on your couch until their house is rebuilt sometime in 2015...
I wish I could play Rift at work.
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Post by kasuni on Jan 12, 2012 19:58:41 GMT -5
Granted, however you have to work the night shift...for 12 hours....at minimum wage.
I wish there was more time in the day to get work done.
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Post by adorna on Jan 13, 2012 16:49:25 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have a 48 hr day and you have to work 24 hrs every day... so by the time you get to enjoy the other 24 you are too exhausted and fall on your face in bed.
I wish to win a scholarship to the American Artist Weekend with the Masters that will be held in San Diego in the fall. (I'm applying.)
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Post by zitia on Jan 19, 2012 11:53:35 GMT -5
Granted but the director of the organization empties the accounts and runs off to Bora Bora with his secretary 2 weeks before the event bankrupting the whole thing.
I wish this cough would go away and my voice would come back.
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Post by Abderus on Jan 25, 2012 12:45:26 GMT -5
Granted, but now it's like you've been permanently attached to the helium tank and are forced to sound like one of the Alvin and the Chipmunks crew or one of the munchkins from Wizard of Oz, "Follow the Yellow Brick road... Follow the Yellow Brick road... Follow, follow, follow, follow, ...."
I wish people would learn to be considerate drivers and learn how to merge properly on the highway or not drive 15mph in the fast lane.
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