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Post by Dayson on Oct 29, 2011 11:59:13 GMT -5
Granted, but after you get it clean, you can never clean again. Eventually your house will fill with trash and you'll live in what appears to be an actual dump.
I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
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Post by mareck0819 on Oct 29, 2011 12:27:23 GMT -5
Granted, you're in a coma.
I wish I knew why the hell windows had to update 17 kajillion times before it's actually "up to date"
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Post by Fritz on Oct 29, 2011 12:56:46 GMT -5
Granted but your puny human brain is too limited to understand and truely comprehend the reality behind the reasoning and explodes, leaving fragments of your brain all over your computer screen.
I wish you could call up and cancel an AOL account without talking to 20 customer service reps.
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Post by Wynterskye on Oct 29, 2011 14:14:33 GMT -5
granted but then it cancels every other account you have instantly as well.
I wish I had the best tank gear.
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Post by Dayson on Oct 29, 2011 15:31:50 GMT -5
I wish I had the best tank gear. Granted, you now have the best tank gear. Sadly your house was destroyed when the government raided your house for having dangerous weapons. I wish I could get paid to play Rift.
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Post by Wynterskye on Oct 30, 2011 9:59:49 GMT -5
that wasn't what I meant Dayson but oh well lol.
Granted you get paid for playing Rift but it's only a dollar a day and the taxes take even that away.
I wish I could think of something fun to do when my friend comes to hang out later.
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Post by Dayson on Oct 30, 2011 21:13:16 GMT -5
that wasn't what I meant Dayson but oh well lol. Thats the wonderful thing about corrupting wishes, not my fault if you didn't specify the type of tank I wish I could think of something fun to do when my friend comes to hang out later. Granted! You just thought of the funnest thing to do in the world. To bad the idea was so awesome, the mere thought of it has given you a severe heart attack, leaving your body to weak to every do it. I wish I never got sick.
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Post by mindin on Oct 31, 2011 10:17:44 GMT -5
Granted, but you must now live in a bubble with no human contact or internetare only allowed to eat health food and mus jog 15 miles a day in your bubble.
I wish Rift had flying mounts.
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Post by Dayson on Oct 31, 2011 13:22:50 GMT -5
I wish Rift had flying mounts. Granted. WOW has now fully taken over rift. It is now going ot be called World of Rift. Guardians will be converted to Alliance. Defiants will be converted to horde! And the whole world is barrens chat. I wish Phase 3 of the event would start...
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Post by mathiaus on Oct 31, 2011 13:27:29 GMT -5
Granted...but your account has been hacked and phase 3 will be over by the time your items are restored.
3:00 PM.....wish I had some pie to go with my coffee.
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Post by Wynterskye on Oct 31, 2011 22:38:44 GMT -5
granted! You have pie, but it's shaving cream pie
I wish I could sleep in tomorrow
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Post by mindin on Nov 1, 2011 7:34:31 GMT -5
Granted, but it will take a prince to wake you and kissing all the frogs to find one will give you warts.
I wish my internet would never go down and that my wi-fi would power the trump towers.
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Post by Dayson on Nov 2, 2011 0:08:48 GMT -5
I wish my internet would never go down and that my wi-fi would power the trump towers. I dont..get the wi-fi power thing, but i'll grant your first part. (i guess thats extra corruption?) Granted, You're internet will never go down again. Thats because it will never come up! What does not go up can not go down! I wish we could have killed the last boss of Drowned Halls tonight.
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Post by Wynterskye on Nov 2, 2011 19:51:53 GMT -5
granted, you killed her, congratulations! On the downside, she rallied her posse and slaughtered the whole guild.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Post by kasuni on Nov 4, 2011 20:39:49 GMT -5
Granted, pedo bear is now behind you!
I wish for the power of chuck norris!
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